What do a bait shop, a pizza joint and dinosaur putt putt have in common?
They all exist in Waggle World.
While these establishments only come to life on our ultra-comfy tees, it didn’t stop us from imagining if our fake t-shirt businesses had real customer reviews.
Waggleria Pizza
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“They’re not kidding about the best slice in town. Fresh Wisconsin cheese, secret homemade sauce and a crust that could bring a grown man to tears. My only beef is they refuse to sell full pizzas. It’s ONLY slices. I ordered eight for my family and the kid behind the counter gave me a free driving range token. What am I supposed to do with that?” - Marcus Johnson
Land Before Golf Dino-Mite Mini Golf Course
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“Absolutely terrifying. We thought it was dinosaur-themed, not a literal Jurassic Park. At one point, I was desperately hanging from my son’s feet as a pterodactyl tried to rip him from the 5th hole. It didn’t help that my husband was zero help. Too focused on reading the greens and mocking the t-rex whose putter couldn’t reach the ground. This place should be sued, and I just might be the one to do it.” - Karen Fussman, Local Guide
3-Jack Resort & Casino
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“I love this place. Sadly, it doesn’t love me back. Returned for our annual guys trip and lost money on the greens and the blackjack table. Putting was abysmal. Oh well. Course is solid, drinks are free and a bad day at 3-Jack is still better than a good one at the office. We’ll be back next year and fifteen after that!” - Tyler “T-Bone” Bonham
Agave Greens Golf Club
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“Far from the country club treatment I am accustomed to. Kirkland range balls, collarless shirts, members changing their shoes in the parking lot. The gentlemen I was paired with had the audacity to chest bump at the execution of a simple birdie putt. The drinks were too cold, the sun was too bright and the vibes were entirely too good. These self-proclaimed ‘golfers’ can keep their fairway fiesta, I’ll be freezing my bum off at St. Andrews.” - Winthrop Montgomery III
Waggle Bait & Tackle
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"Stopped in for a dozen nightcrawlers and left two hours later with a rod, a tee time and fifteen tips on how to increase my swing speed. My wife called to make sure I wasn’t in the ditch again just as the owner and I were getting into whether it’s harder to land a muskie or a hole-in-one. Never did get an answer. Will be back Tuesday.” - Buck Ramsey
Waggle Cocktail Lounge
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“Top shelf Kentucky bourbon, bottomless cheese curds and cheap Golden Tee. Had the best Old Fashioned of my life, but the guy sitting next to me was wearing a Cocky Rooster Polo with a necktie and introduced himself as ‘The Flockfather’... so that was a little weird.” - Tommy O’Brien
Lake of the Loon Lodge
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“Talk about a blast from the past! I used to vacation here with my family in the 80s, and we came back this past summer for a family reunion. Some might dock a few stars for the damp wood smell and the lack of cell service, but I say it’s part of the charm. The kids couldn’t Snapchat and grandma couldn’t Candy Crush. Next time we’ll rent the big cabin with the party pontoon!” - Debi Peterson
Waggle Petting Zoo
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“Was looking to kill a little time with the kid on a Saturday morning... Saw this nearby, didn’t have any reviews yet but figured, hey, why not, a petting zoo is a petting zoo, right? Everything seemed fine, kid was liking the llama and the bunnies. But then an attendant brought a goat around from out back. They’d painted the thing orange with black stripes. Head to toe. He tried to tell my 5-year-old it was a real tiger goat. My wife asked how long it took them to paint it, and he looked her straight dead in the eyes and said “it’s real, miss.” I laughed out loud, which obviously struck a nerve. He demanded we leave the premises immediately. Totally bizarre experience. Go at your own risk.” - Nick Sullivan
Waggle Tree Removal
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“Needed to get rid of a few dead trees that were only serving as higher ground for the squirrels who spike pinecones onto my toddler. Waggle got the job done, but it was a bit… unconventional. No chainsaws or trimmers. Guy just had a pitching wedge and a 5-iron. Took him 2 weeks to do a small birch and he spent every lunch break practicing his short game over the pool. We were raking Srixons from the bottom every evening after he left.” - Doug Wilson
Scoops & Swings Ice Cream Cart
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“The cutest little ice cream truck! My kiddos go crazy when they see it driving up the fairway. If all golf courses had a Scoops & Swings, we’d tag along on my husband’s Sunday round more often (though I’m not sure he’d like that, LOL!!!)” - Jenny Butterfield
While the figments of our Waggle imagination might not all come highly recommended, our graphic tees absolutely do. But don’t just take our word for it. Pick up a few for yourself today and give them a review all your own.